The Costume You Probably Won’t See in Vogue Some costumes say “look at me, I’m a majestic creature of the night.” This one says, “I have five minutes before the fair corn dog wins.” The Adult Porta Potty Costume takes bathroom humor and elevates it to a fine art—or at least a surprisingly convincing optical illusion. It’s silly, it’s awkward, and it’s everything you never knew you needed for Halloween, tailgates, or emotionally scarring your coworkers. Also, if you’re the kind of person who likes yelling “OCCUPIED!”—this is your moment. Design & Details This costume includes a foam tunic shaped like a big blue porta potty, complete with a molded roof and a printed air vent, because apparently accuracy matters when you're pretending to be a plastic bathroom. The costume stays upright thanks to plastic frame pieces that fit inside and help hold that signature awkwardly boxy shape. The best part? The front has an open “door” with a mesh-covered window where your real face appears—above a pair of fake pants and legs that make it look like you’re seated inside, deeply regretting that gas station burrito. The illusion is weirdly effective and weirdly satisfying. Just wear your own pants underneath and be ready to explain what’s going on at least fourteen times. This Joke Has Legs… Fake Ones The Porta Potty Costume is full-blown physical comedy with built-in fake legs and a commitment to bathroom humor that goes way beyond a punchline. It brings visual chaos, awkward storytelling potential, and at least three opportunities to dramatically yell “DOOR’S LOCKED.” Ideal for parties, pranksters, and anyone who’s ever found themselves in a portable bathroom with too much time to think.