What's better than a giant vibrating dildo? A giant vibrating dildo that's a replica of famed rock star Phil Varone, complete with a Prince Albert piercing. If you find yourself watching sex addict Phil Varone on Celebrity Sex Rehab, where he admits to sleeping to thousands of women, and all you can think is "I want to be number 2001, baby!" then this vibrating dong is for you. The Phil Varone Pierced Vibrating Dong is called the Dr. PhilGood, and for good reason. This seven inch dong was cast from Phil's penis, and though seven inches may not seem very long, the 2.25 inch diameter will have you seeing (rock) stars. The Iron Will of this realistic vibrating dong will have you Breakin' Down in no time (eh, we realize that joke would work better if anyone actually cared enough to know a Skid Row song title). This baby's got lots of girth, and "robust balls" for your pleasure. This vibrating dong vibrates at strong speeds, and features a wired battery pack that takes 2 AA batteries. Use the strong suction cup on any tiled or glass surface for hands-free fantasies.