"If I only had a..." Arrrgh! Those pesky crows are at it again. When they’re not eating up all the recently planted seeds, they’re working down that row pulling up all the little sprouts of corn, just so they can get to the seeds. And if there are any crops actually left growing, those will be chomped down too. Next thing you know, all those crows will be chasing down the trick or treaters on Halloween, too. What’s a good scarecrow to do? Well, don’t just stand there – any scarecrow with a brain knows to put on some new old clothes and get ready to scare some things up! And we’ve got the perfect duds for you in this Adult Scarecrow Costume. Crows will fly away in terror, and all the children on the streets will love you for protecting them. Who knows, you might also suddenly get interested in some intellectual pursuits, like a certain famous straw man we know! The shirt and pants of this scarecrow costume have lots of faux straw trim at the neck, cuffs, waist and ankles. Pants have an elastic waistband so they’re a perfect fit no matter how much candy you eat. there’s a matching belt that ties around the waist to keep the shirt in place while you’re out doing floppy dances and flapping your arms around at the crows. And every smart scarecrow knows that the right hat can make the difference between just hanging around and BEING the best, most lovable character to hit the open field, the Halloween party and the trick or treating on the streets.