So Hot Right Now It takes a certain kind of confidence to rock a turtleneck and headband combo like it’s high fashion—and that confidence has a name: Derek Zoolander. Step out in this officially licensed Adult Derek Zoolander Costume and instantly channel the world’s most beautiful (and possibly least self-aware) male model. Perfect for costume parties, fashion parodies, or just looking really, really ridiculously good-looking for no reason. Blue Steel sold separately—but heavily implied. Design & Details This costume includes three key pieces that bring the look to life. First, the wig: sculpted to mimic Derek’s signature vertical hair spike, this synthetic masterpiece is a must-have for achieving peak runway vibes. Next up, the headband—made from printed fabric and tied at the back, it features a bold geometric pattern straight from the runway of late-’90s absurdity. The long-sleeve pullover top features an all-over print that mirrors one of Zoolander’s most iconic fashion moments. The mock turtleneck design adds a touch of couture flair, while the pattern does all the talking—loudly. All items are polyester, lightweight, and ready to pose on cue. Fashion So Dumb, It’s Genius This Zoolander costume is a tribute to the one and only model turned secret agent turned slightly better model. Whether you’re planning an entrance that involves turning left (finally), or just want to perfect your Magnum face in public, this outfit is your ticket to high-fashion hilarity. And remember: water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.